do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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