all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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