Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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