OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
dude. I can hear the air.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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