Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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