yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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