I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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