Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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