just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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