Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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