I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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