Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
vagina is talking i cant
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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