Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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