Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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