if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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