After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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