Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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