Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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