ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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