i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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