first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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