So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
birth control should be required to get into college
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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