I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Randomize
