I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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