when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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