Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Randomize
