the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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