sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I could fuck to npr.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize