Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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