I just cut my nipple shaving
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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