she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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