you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
