Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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