Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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