covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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