i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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