ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
handjob tips. give me some.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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