Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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