Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
it glows. i had to have it.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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