well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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