what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I said "one day" and that day is not today
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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