dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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