Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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