Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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