there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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