sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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