Say something about gay babies.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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