Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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