Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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