There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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