i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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