I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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