How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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