Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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